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Showing posts with label NYC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NYC. Show all posts

Monday, February 11, 2013

Where have the Raj Bohemians gone?

I just noticed, that I had posted the following on September 9, 2011, on my tumblr.

Yesterday, I was on a Manhattan-bound train. At Prince Street, Soho, two girls board the train. Both look overtly made up. There’s a young black girl, her face awash in blusher, and her companion is a Chinese-American teen.

No sooner than they sit, than the latter opens her purse and whips out a lipstick and waves it like a dandelion as she begins to descant on the virtues of the brand of lipstick she was brandishing.

Here lies the crux of my interest: It’s an Estee Lauder lipstick, in a shade of red. The girl talks and talks about how she adores all things of an Estee Lauderly order. The word “Estee Lauder” perforates the air surrounding her, as though she was making a sales pitch on behalf of Estee Lauder.

I thought much about the girl’s touting of a brand and was reminded of Hari Kunzru’s short story Raj Boheminan (The New Yorker, March, 2008).

Narrated from the perspective of a nameless New Yorker, Kunzru’s story is about a consumerism-driven, shallow social order, where people are less like people and more like Buzz Agents who “monetize their social networks” because they are “early adopters” of trends, and spout buzz lines to their equally trendy friends whenever they can, especially at gatherings inside fashionably dilapidated warehouses in Manhattan and Brooklyn.

The protagonist wants to rebel against such “zombie-ization” of the multitude:
I started to notice something odd. Every time I met a friend, he or she would immediately make a recommendation, urge me to try something new. Lucas had been to a club on the other side of town and insisted that it was the best night out he’d had in ages. Janine almost forced me to take home a bottle of her “new favorite nutritional supplement.” At first, I shrugged it off. But, deep down, I knew that it had something to do with Raj and his vodka. Every night, I’d turn the incident over in my mind. I swallowed Ativan and Valium and Paxil (I had a compliant doctor), hoping that my anxiety would pass. It didn’t. There was Joe and his new running shoes. Razia’s bike. All my friends seemed to be dropping snippets of advertising copy into their conversation, short messages from their sponsors. They were constantly stating preferences for particular brands, dishing out free samples.

Whether the girl on the train was a brand-zombie or not I can’t tell, but the possibility is immense.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Things I see

I love Jason Polan's drawings in the Times' Things I Saw section.

Polan sees things ranging from the downright cute to the whimsical. He never sees anything banal or gross.

That's primarily because he restricts his viewings to the borough of Manhattan and that too the best parts of Manhattan, where you are not only most likely to see pretty people, but also their pretty geegaws.

I imagine a drying up of Polan's inspiration were he to stroll the sidewalks and streets of the Bronx. What would he see?

Based on my personal viewing experience, the object he is bound to stumble upon on a daily basis is this:


On a more rare occasion the above might reappear in this form:


Worthy of being drawn Mr. Polan?

Saturday, June 2, 2012

What else can be banned from NYC?




New York City is taking up the cudgels against Mayor Michael Bloomberg's proposed ban on the sale of large sugary drinks at restaurants and other places in the city.

The NYTimes solicited the following suggestions from readers: What substances, practices, and persons would they wish to see banned from the city's public spaces, if they had Bloomberg's executive powers. I have highlighted the one's that I would like to be prohibited as well

The list is here:

Car alarms

Crocs

Bad pizza

Lower back tattoos on women

Unemployment

Passing gas on the subway

Pedestrians with umbrellas that are wider than they are tall

Sidewalk preachers

Fedoras

Applying makeup while driving

Lax oversight of expensive city contracts

Movie ads, in subways and on billboards, that prominently feature guns

Investing city pension assets in the secondary security market

Using the East Side Heliport on weekends

Horseback riding

Republicans

Democrats

Children

Dogs

James Dolan

Kenny G.

Patchouli

Psychics

Eating, if you’re fat

Not eating, if you’re skinny

Plastic shopping bags

Cell yell

Traffic enforcement agents’ cars blocking traffic to write tickets

Cheap plastic fluorescent backlit signs

Killing animals in shelters

Lethal ammunition in the firearms of police officers on patrol

Scam sexual enhancement pills at bodega checkouts

Cab drivers asking you what route you want to take and then debating your choice

Waiters and waitresses sharing their personal feelings about chosen menu items

Ugly doors on architecturally significant schools and public buildings

Public nose picking

Jorts

Ketchup at hot-dog stands

Handbags designed to carry dogs

Stopping to converse in the middle of a busy sidewalk

Transit officials who don’t depend on public transportation enacting route changes and fare hikes

Anyone the mayor met at a cocktail party from running a city agency

Sitting in the window of Starbucks with a laptop, headphones and wearing sunglasses during normal, weekday business hours.

Yankees caps in the colors of other teams

Bottled water

Telemarketing calls to cellphones.

Storefront teeth-whitening shops

Grocery store fliers

Sealed windows in office buildings

Motorcycles without mufflers

Large restaurant entrees

Fat shoelaces

Unprovable statistics

Strollers on public transit

Seventh grade

Sex

Fish with bones in them

Getting old

Poverty

Sarcasm

After-shave

News conferences

Stupid laws

Self-financing of campaigns for public office

Doughnuts

Third terms for mayors